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Date:2009-06-24 17:56
Subject:Bye-Bye, Alma. We will miss you!
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Kinnard Family Reunion many many years ago.
Originally uploaded by chloe & mark nightingale
My awesome grammie died. She had 7 kids and was a domestic and crafting goddess. Rumour has it, she made EVERY SINGLE RECIPE in the Joy of Cooking cookbook.

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Date:2009-06-21 10:02
Subject:Stop it.
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Stop it.
Originally uploaded by chloe & mark nightingale

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Date:2009-06-18 21:40
Subject:towards the end of a long day
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towards the end of a long day
Originally uploaded by chloe & mark nightingale
Bert woke up in the middle of the night last night, so I let him sleep with me and this morning, I could tell he was awake, but I was tired and was pretending to still be asleep in case he decided to have mercy on me and fall back asleep, too. He didn't, but he crawled on top of me and gave me a big wet open-mouthed kiss. It was so sweet, I could have cried. It absolutely made my morning. I really love that kid.

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Date:2009-06-17 08:06
Subject:inspiring potatoes
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inspiring potatoes
Originally uploaded by chloe & mark nightingale

Sometimes I think I lead a charmed life or something -- I was shopping for groceries yesterday and went over to have a wee nosy in the tray of the guy who marks down produce and he marked down 2 packs of bok choi and 2 packs of salad onions (like green onions with big juicy bulbs) to 10p each for me!! I also got a 20p green cabbage and 3 bell peppers (2 red, 1 green) for 20p and a bag of oranges for 25p from the reduced shelf -- the bounty was plentiful! The dude basically dropped everything to help me pick out cheap veg and was beaming when I thanked him and called him a sweetheart.

I saved over £8 on veg! And made tabbouleh last night.

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Date:2009-06-11 20:57
Subject:Bert's food diary...
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smile
Originally uploaded by chloe & mark nightingale
I've typed up some of Bert's food diary. Basically, I let him eat as much or as little as he wants and don't force him to eat anything he doesn't like. He is not a picky eater at all and he usually eats a ton. On top of this, I give him diluted apple juice and breastfeed him 2-3 times a day. I like to try to give him a protein, a grain, and fruit or veg at every meal. Certain grains like millet, buckwheat, and quinoa, are actually seeds, so they have a lot of protein & amino acids in them already.
Have a butcher's:

9 May
parsley-hummous
2 wild garlic pancakes, blackberry pancake
tofu
broccoli-buckwheat
banana
tropical porridge
1-1/2 rich tea biscuits (my husband Mark likes to share biscuits with him -- it is probably the only "naughty" food I let him have)

10 May
avocado, shallot, and nutritional yeast flakes sandwich on w/w bread
broccoli-buckwheat
1/2 digestive biscuit
1/2 small potato
banana
rye bread
a few spoonfuls of my organic puffed brown rice (cereal) and soymilk

11 May
tropical porridge
banana
beetroot-potato-tofu-shallot salad (w/ flaxseed oil)
1/2 digestive biscuit
rice

12 May
banana
miso soup w/ rice
rice w/ tomato sauce
toasted rye w/ margarine (I use Sunflower Pure -- it's not hydrogenated) and treacle
nibble of malt loaf
spicy garbanzos (chick peas) w/ onion, wild garlic greens, carrot, & w/w couscous
1-1/2 digestive biscuits
rye bread

13 May
1-1/2 bananas
wild garlic & walnut pesto w/ nutritional yeast flakes on rye
cucumber with a dab of olive oil
broccoli hot pot
toasted rye w/ marg and treacle
a wee bit more broccoli hot pot w/ tomato sauce
a few spoonfuls of my organic puffed brown rice (cereal) and soymilk
1/2 digestive biscuit
oatmeal & raisins

14 May
kiwi fruit
banana
w/w (whole wheat) couscous & tomato sauce
broccoli hot pot
soy yoghurt
w/w pasta w/ spinach, shallot, garlic, olive oil, and wild garlic & walnut pesto

16 May
1-1/2 bananas
(a TON of) tropical porridge and flaxseed oil
(a TON of) spicy rice, curried dahl (red lentils) with tomatoes, onion, and olive oil
digestive biscuit

24 May
banana
rice & tomato dahl cury
sweet potato
potato-pea-pesto mash

26 May
pea-potato mash
tofu (Bert is wild about tofu, so I give cubes of it to him as a snack)
rye bread w/ marg and treacle
broccoli-tomato rice
apricot-peach-apple sauce
soya yoghurt

27 May
rye bread w/ marg
broccoli-tomato rice
tofu and brussel sprouts
baked beans
pear

28 May
oatmeal-w/w bread
banana
tofu
curried potatoes
miso soup w/ rice and wakame seaweed
spicy okra in tomato sauce
pear
oatcake

29 May
banana
mini whole wheat date scone (I made healthy scones for his birthday)
tofu
oatmeal-w/w bread
spice soup (chili, tomato, onion, carrot, celery, courgette -- more of a thick stew, really)
rice

30 May (his first birthday)
pear
banana
blueberries & soya yoghurt
2 mini w/w scones
spice soup and rice
tofu
gazpacho soup (thick -- like the way they do it in Seville) with w/w bread

31 May
mini w/w scone
2 bananas
blueberries
gazpacho soup with w/w bread
w/w toast & all-fruit raspberry jam (unsweetened/no sugar or sweeteners)
tofu

1 June
mini w/w scone
tofu
banana
avocado hummous (mmm!)
gazpacho soup & w/w bread
cucumber
smoothie (banana-blueberry-tofu-soya yoghurt)
pear
small potato

2 June
avocado hummous on w/w bread
2 wee potatoes
1-1/2 bananas
more avocado hummous
stewed okra & tomatoes
apricot-peach-apple sauce
organic brown puffed rice & a dab of soya milk

3 June
avocado hummous & nutritional yeast flakes on w/w bread
banana
borscht veggies (beet carrot, celery, onion) w/ olive oil, dill, and black pepper
organic brown puffed rice & soya milk
rice & tomato sauce
pear

5 June
avocado hummous on w/w bread
banana
beet & potato salad (w/ cider vinegar, olive oil, and ground coriander) <--this is a northern African recipe I recently discovered
broccoli-rice with a smidge of tomato sauce
tofu

7 June
quinoa with tomatoes, carrot, mushroom, celery, cabbage, and onion
w/w toast with all-fruit jam
w/w toast with marg and marmite
sweet potato
banana
garlic-ginger-chili millet with shallots and cilantro (fresh coriander)
roasted beets with olive oil, lemon, shallot, rosemary, garlic, and black pepper
tofu
digestive biscuit

10 June
w/w toast with all-fruit jam
w/w toast with marg and marmite
banana
tofu
broccoli-rice with a dab of tomato sauce
smoothie (banana, soya yoghurt, kiwi, mixed frozen berries)
digestive biscuit

11 June
w/w toast with all-fruit jam
w/w toast with marg and marmite
banana
tofu
broccoli-rice with a dab of curried dahl
Aloo Bhajia (curried fried potatoes)
smoothie (banana, soya yoghurt, kiwi, mixed frozen berries)

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Date:2009-06-02 14:10
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P.S.  Last night I had a dream that Ben from LOST picked a huge basket of strawberries for me.  Mmmmmm.  I like strawberries.

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Date:2009-06-02 13:24
Subject:another healthy eating adventure
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another healthy eating adventure
Originally uploaded by chloe & mark nightingale
cunningly hidden toe fungus

Um.. Wow. Bert had a vaccination today and the health visitor (the one who had been worried he was anaemic) started off by asking me about rice milk -- she gave me a pamphlet that says it contains levels of arsenic that are too high for kids. Well, anyway, she has done a total 180 on the Bert-food thing! I've been writing down what I feed Bert each day and she was really impressed ("ooh, wild garlic pancakes!"). THEN she asked if I'd mind talking to some sort of student who needs to give a presentation on young children in Scotland who actually eat healthy food because Bert is a great example of a healthy well-fed kid. She said it is so hard to get people to feed their kids well and to breastfeed and that we are in the middle of a childhood obesity epidemic in this country and maybe I could talk to that student and the nutritionist about what I feed Bert so that they could pass that information along to other parents. I said if she was interested (and she was), I'd be happy to type up my baby food recipes and even try to note down "cheat" (simpler) versions for people who can't cook or don't fancy making absolutely everything from scratch.

Since the country bus only comes once an hour and we had time to kill, I took Bert to a different bus stop in Kilcreggan where there was a tree and a patch of grass. I used the wrap I carry him in as a makeshift picnic blanket and we sat in the shade on the grass and shared a banana. I was worried he might high-tail it and crawl away or something, but Bert was very well behaved.

Also, I am treating my mild toe fungus with tea tree oil (seems to be working, but it's a long slow process growing out a big toenail). And, as you can see, I taught myself how to knit socks. This one is from my second pair. I dyed the mostly-purple yarn myself.

I made some avocado hummous yesterday (and served it in little endive/chicory boats with cucumber) and I still have some leftover. I am going to make a beet, potato, and red onion salad (with olive oil, dill, and cider vinegar) this afternoon. Hmmm, maybe I'll make a carrot-onion-beet salad with a mustard dressing, too. Or I could cook some barley and make a barley-celery salad. So many choices.

Bert is being super cute, I gotta go!

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Date:2009-05-30 08:14
Subject:say what?
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say what?
Originally uploaded by chloe & mark nightingale
yellow card for overcelebration

Happy first birthday, Bert!

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Date:2009-05-12 10:17
Subject:phone in mouth
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phone in mouth
Originally uploaded by chloe & mark nightingale
Just got a phone call from the other health visitor who said I have been referred to their dietitian to discuss what I've been feeding Bert. I was also told to definitely start Bert on iron supplements (and, of course, no mention of any tests to see if he's anaemic) and to make sure I breastfeed him for at least 2 years (no shit on that last bit, my cousin BFed her kids until they were 3, I have no problem BFing Bert as long as he is up for it).


me: I've been a vegetarian for years, I always prepared to defend myself and my diet.
health visitor: good.
me: :| :/ >:o


I've already started compiling a book of recipes and have started a diary of what I feed him. I am kind of enraged at the moment because no one has bothered to ask me what I feed him and I am being judged on what I'm not feeding him.

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Date:2009-05-10 19:51
Subject:shameless
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shameless
Originally uploaded by chloe & mark nightingale
Yes, that's a pantiliner in Bert's mouth. He loves them.

Anyway, the other day, I went out and picked wild garlic and stinging nettle tips. I got about a carrier bag of each of them. I've made wild garlic and walnut pesto, nettle soup, nettle and wild garlic soup, pasta with wild garlic and mushrooms, and wild garlic pancakes.

Stinging nettle tastes like spinach, although a little more metallic (possibly due to it's high mineral content?). Wild garlic greens taste like green onion crossed with chives crossed with garlic crossed with onion. So, oniony, in a green way. The bulbs, which are so small, I didn't bother to pick many, taste like green onions crossed with garlic. Or maybe chivey.

All the food tastes pretty fantastic, except for the nettle soup, which was rather plain. I had a couple of the pancakes with margarine, but most of them were eaten in soup. I just learned about pancake soup. It's a German-thing and it is a very tasty German thing.

I am all out of nettles, but I froze a whole medium-sized ziplock bag crammed full of wild garlic and I still have about a handful of fresh ones leftover for something tomorrow. Fried with rice, perhaps?

I am going to eat more nettle-wild garlic soup now. OM NOM NOM.

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Date:2009-05-07 12:21
Subject:chowing
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chowing
Originally uploaded by chloe & mark nightingale

I took Bert in for a check-up on Tuesday and because I jokingly mentioned he likes to eat paper, the lady flipped out and thinks because he's vegetarian that he has iron deficiency and she told me I should not only get him iron drops, but also start feeding him rice crispies or corn flakes because they are fortified. When I told her I don't approve of cereals that add salt and sugar unnecessarily, she told me it's okay for babies to eat sugar and fat, like I'm raising Bert with some eating disorder and putting him on a grapefruit diet or something. Anyway, I told her I would feed him some fucking rice crispies, but when I went to the store, I kind of flipped out reading the ingredients and couldn't do it. I am not comfortable feeding Bert something I wouldn't eat myself. I looked for the health-food equivalent in the store and they had "crisped rice" with no sugar or salt, but it wasn't fortified. Mark says I am getting unnecessarily worked up about all of this. Anyway, I am compiling babyfood recipes to bring to his next appointment so when they try to get all cranky on me, I can whip out the book and show them how well he eats. I can't believe that with all the crap people around here feed their kids these days, that I am getting flack for refusing to feed Bert meat and dairy. (She also said as an alternative, I could supplement with formula and I said absolutely no way.) She was nice about the whole thing, but I could tell she secretly is all worried he's going to get rickets and scurvy and anaemia and stuff. You know how some people have obsessive-compulsion about cleaning? Obviously, I don't have that, but I am totally OCD about healthy food. I don't know anyone short of celebrities with personal chefs who eat better than I do, even if I do indulge on a few too many digestives. ;p

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Date:2009-05-03 20:47
Subject:our camouflage expert
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our camouflage expert
Originally uploaded by chloe & mark nightingale
Bert is still a master of blending seamlessly into any background. Some mornings, it takes me ages to find him!

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Date:2009-04-27 08:32
Subject:Breakfast
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The Morrisons in Partick has a Polish food shelf and on that shelf is this fantastic dark rye-wheat 50-50.  I usually don't make it to Partick because it's nearly a 2-hour trip, but I was there twice last week (and got 2 loaves of rye).  Rye is impossibly hard to find in this part of Scotland.  I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that, like pretzels, Rye is not a big thing in the UK and thus is not found in most shops.

Anyway, Bert LOVES rye.  This morning, we both had avocado, red onion, and nutritional yeast sammiches on rye.  Bert is feeding himself slices of tofu and cucumber.  He fed me a couple, too.  It's cute, because you can tell when it occurs to him to share and he looks all excited and bright-eyed as he stretches out his hand and waves food at me.  Hey, I like cucumber and tofu, too.  Thanks, Bert!

On an unrelated note, my dad sent me an email saying I sounded snotty in an email I sent them (where I reminded them that one could paypal in different currencies) and wondered if blamed them for the grease stains on my bag and wanted to remind me that I "took [the greasy bag] freely and the leakage occurred while in [my] possession."  I sent him the what-for.  And reminded him that Guenn took the bag out of it's protective plastic bag and handed it to me before ditching us very suddenly for a taxi, right as we were getting on the bus, leaving us to fiddle for the right bus change instead of noticing the bag was greasy.  I also reminded him that Guenn had even told me she "just can't help" doing things to purposefully anger me and yank my chain and she was already really drunk and in a really mean mood.  While I was at it, I mentioned I was rather irked that he had the nerve to phone me and tell me I was rude to them on their last day.  After all the mean and terrible things Guenn did and said during their visit, I don't think my reserved behaviour was out of line -- who knows what will set her off!  

I'm off to finish my green tea.  OOH, before I forget, for you coffee fans out there, I have been making the most fantastic Americanos (espresso & enough water to make it the same strength as regular coffee) with my stovetop espresso maker (you know, the tiny metal stovetop percolators).  The best part is that even when I use the stale coffee (that I had opened before I got pregnant with Bert), it still tastes good!  So I can go through my "reserve" supply of coffee and save the french press for my fancy African coffees.  I haven't had Americanos this good since I left Oregon!

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Date:2009-04-26 11:11
Subject:This Morning's Galvanic Mag Idea
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If someone can draw a high-res cartoon of me in the style of Bewitched, I will update Galvanic Mag ASAP.  Otherwise, we will all have to wait until I get the cartoon done myself and who knows how long that will take.  I'm not drawing until I get another legwarmer and a quarter finished.  ;p

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Date:2009-04-26 07:40
Subject:kim jong il wondering why everyone is fussing about a power cut
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kim jong il wondering why everyone is fussing about a power cut
Originally uploaded by chloe & mark nightingale
Bert's new food love seems to be cucumber. I made hummous again last night (I make it with parsley, not only does parsley add vitamins, but it takes the edge off all the raw garlic) and was feeding some to Bert (on this new Polish dark rye) and offered him a bite of my cucumber and he got all excited. I fed him another stack last night and he's eating some again this morning. I bet it feels great on his sore gums.

I also scared the shit out of him with a balloon yesterday. I got one in a "goodie bag" or promo stuff at the Nearly New Baby Sale in Partick yesterday. Anyway, I blew it up and deflated it and he freaked out. Now it's blown up and tied and he won't go near it and flips out if you try to show it to him.

Bert and I were out for 8 hours yesterday and although he was very tired (in a probable-growth-spurt kind of way), he was so well-behaved and sweet! He was giving me these big tonguey kisses in this one charity shop (and these 2 ladies were laughing) and laughing when I went mwah-mwah-mwah-mwah-mwah in his ear while walking to the grocery store.

And then we went home (I missed a train by a couple minutes and so it took 3 hours to get home instead of 2) and had strawberries, which he also loved!

Okay, he is eating breakfast in his high chair and seems to need my attention now -- bye!

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Date:2009-04-19 07:34
Subject:Clappin' (Extended version)
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Clappin' (Extended version)
Originally uploaded by chloe & mark nightingale
This lady in a charity shop looked upon me with great pity when she told me her 9 month old son had taken his first steps and I replied that Bert, 9 months at the time, couldn't even stand up on his own. He still can't. I'm not bothered. I want to enjoy this last bit of pre-toddlerhood while I have the chance because I know as soon as he can walk, I'll be chasing him everywhere, while at the moment, I don't need to run to watch him crawl everywhere and wreak havoc all around the living room.

I awoke this morning to li'l Bert poking me with his feet. It was obvious from his expression that he was pleased his poking and prodding efforts succeeded and when I sat up, he leaned over to my right boob, mock-sucked at the nipple through my shirt, and then looked at me very intently.

I hadn't put a packet of digestives (tea biscuits) away (from my shopping yesterday) and after "breakfast," he crawled over to the packet and had nibbled a hole in it to munch some crumbs before I had the chance to stop him.

While most kids enjoy children's television theme songs, nursery rhymes, and playing with toys, Bert enjoys the theme songs from Voyager and Enterprise, rap, and digging through my handbag. He likes magazines, too, although he equally likes his kid's books. He likes playing with my yarn, although he doesn't usually make too much of a mess with it). And he LOVES it when I brush his teeth. He is a bottomless pit when it comes to bananas and broccoli and he loves my hummous and spicy curries. Okay, he is really not picky about food and will pretty much eat anything I give him except for avocado, which I have to disguise in little sandwiches (I sprinkle it with nutritional yeast in the wee sammiches and sometimes add my homemade pesto or soya yoghurt -- mmmmm).

I can also get him to clap and gimmie-five on command. Having a little baby slap you some skin is just about the awesomest most fun thing ever.

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Date:2009-04-15 14:38
Subject:Holy Shit! Ladies Poncho!
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In the spirit of this: 

http://consumerist.com/5008876/fake-funny-poncho-ad-causes-outrage-laughter

I want to make a poncho.  Crochet or knit.  It has to be plain and monochromatic.  Not lacy because holes aren't warm.  No "make a rectangle and seam it up" because those end up with one gimpy corner.  Preferably dk weight.  Recommendations anybody?  A wrap or cape would be okay, too.  Drapey is nice.  Patterns are nice, but not necessary.  I can work from a photo.

"Pretend you ain't fat!"
  is exactly what I need to do.  ;D

Ooh, these are not bad: 
http://www.vogueknitting.com/books/product_info.php?products_id=476
http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/sheer-poncho
http://www.royalyarns.com/knitting-patterns/teva-durham-patterns-fall-2008/TKI-LDLF08-Loop-d-Loop-Tundra-Capelet.html
http://naturallycaron.com/projects/sausalito/sausalito_1.html

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Date:2009-04-14 07:12
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Two things happened yesterday. 

1.  A bert-sized piece of plaster fell from the ceiling.  Fortunately, it fell onto a place Bert never goes, so there was no chance it could have clobbered my little baby.  Unfortunately, the reason Bert never goes there is because I have an open suitcase full of clothes there and they all got covered in bits of plaster.  (I'm slowly washing everything in the bedroom and moving it in here until the bedroom is fully decontaminated -- there is mould everywhere in there all of a sudden -- we aren't even sleeping in there.  I think the mould came from the old house, Mouldland, and grew after a few steamy showers.)

2.  A mouse decided to venture into the living room and can't figure out how to leave because he is retarded.  Last night, while I was calmly and very rationally standing on a chair and yanking on a curtain the mouse might have been hiding behind, I thought I would go against all my vegan instincts and get a killer mouse trap.  I have been chasing the scoundrel all over the living room this morning, too.  Both the door to the kitchen and the door to the foyer are open, but he is too retarded to leave, even though it's obvious that's where he wants to go.  I got a good look at the mouse today and I'll be damned if it isn't the cutest little motherfucker.  So maybe I will get an expensive and not guaranteed to work humane trap after all. 

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Date:2009-04-13 13:49
Subject:the enemy, the machine gun, the realisation
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the enemy, the machine gun, the realisation
Originally uploaded by chloe & mark nightingale
Bert and I just had broccoli, plantains, home-made hummous, and cucumber and we are full!!!! Especially me.

Bert is now crawling around the room squeaking happily. My stomach is too full for squeaking.
Bert was really sick with a cold this past week or so. I knew he was ill when he fell asleep eating breakfast in his high chair. Although his nose is still running, he seems a LOT better today. He just crawled onto my sleeping bag and is starting to fall asleep. Self-imposed naps, I like that.

I taught myself to knit socks. It's not nearly as hard as it looks. I've knitted two pairs of socks, but I have to stop knitting them for a moment and finish up a wrap I started knitting about a month ago.

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Date:2009-03-20 14:45
Subject:Ethiopian Lekempti.
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Red Coffee Grinder
Originally uploaded by chloe & mark nightingale
Ahhhhh. I am drinking coffee that was roasted yesterday.

Thank you, http://coffeebeanshop.co.uk/

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